I don't work at Thorpe Park anymore by the way.

And not because my season ended, because I quit! Yes, that's right, I'm a loose cannon, A CRAZY MOFO doing things because I can.

I'm now Alice, yes, Alice, and I am in wonderland before you make a joke.

So basically yeah, I'm in a theatre company called Proteus, and I've been touring round the country in a van putting on performances for you filthy animals.

If you want to literally see me jumping down rabbit holes and doing other weird crap, look at this:

http://www.proteustheatre.com/?page=AliceTourSchedule

Happychristmasbutterballs